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MY definition of evolution is "genetic failure" or just "messing up"!

[edit] Be on God's Side for Change

A friend's child said, "When I'm President I'll help homeless people!" I answered, "You don't have to wait until you're President. Come over and mow, pull weeds and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $70. Then we can find a homeless guy, and you give him the $70..."

Her Mom glared at me as the child asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him?" I answered, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her Mom became angry! They aren't talking to me lately, since they're democrats (an example of creative thinking...).

[edit] Glorify God

The best way to glorify god is to Accept Christ As Your Savior through faith into good works. Saving-grace is not by work because some will always boast!

See: praise is words, but "Glorify God" is by our ways not by any words. It is by things we do and how we're doing them. Smash! As thoughts go! I had never realized that praising God ("praise") and glorifying God ("glorify") are different!