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By PMS, I don't mean Pre-Menstrual Syndrome, though I admit not knowing Mr. Ware's estrogen levels. Rather I mean Partisan Meltdown Syndrome. Partisan Meltodwn Syndrome only became an accepted clinical diagnosis among unhappy liberals shortly after the screaming incident by Howard Dean several years ago. That it should be found today in particularly virulent form among CNN reporters is no surprise, as it has long been suspected that patient zero was Ted Turner himself. There is no known cure at the present, though apparently watching repeated showings of Michael Moore's Farenheit 9-11 and then joining in a Code Pink or MoveOn.org protest march can have a temporary palliative effect. The latest confirmed diagnosis of full blown PMS is that of CNN reporter Mr. Michael Ware. As documented in a Drudge Report exclusive:

> During a live press conference in Baghdad, Senators McCain and Graham were heckled by CNN reporter Michael Ware. An official at the press conference called Ware’s conduct “outrageous,” saying, “here you have two United States Senators in Bagdad giving first-hand reports while Ware is laughing and mocking their comments. I’ve never witnessed such disrespect. This guy is an activist not a reporter.”

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